And Steve Kmetko and Jules Asner!

Damnit, after Liz Smith goes all the old Hollywood gossip columnists will be gone and we’ll only be left with trash like Perez and TMZ.

Rand’s tiny little feet are so cute! And you are right, it’d be fun to watch him bounce around.

I can think of a few that use the “black out [wasted]” card to try and explain away their shitty behavior.

Overdosing on a non-narcotic antitussive? How middle school.

Don’t forget Quimby St in NW Portland! (Pearl District and further west)

How dare you besmirch the Muppets like that Ansel.

Haha, “bullying”

Go outside, take a walk, get some fresh air, maybe have a glass of water.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't you mean One Direction is over? They are going the way of the Jonas Brothers, to make way for another bunch of rat-faced boys that will fade away in another three years. And so the Boy Band cycle continues ad nauseam.

Just further proof talented commenters and "elevated discourse" gets out of the greys on Jez.

Well a bunch of us that have been here for ages notice it as well. It is cheap and lazy.

Well these comments are sure to be fun *elbows on knees, chin resting on fists*

Eh, I just love it because a few Jez authors hate her so fucking much and to have their current "Queens" openly and professionally embracing her must have their heads exploding a little bit.

Alternate lineup:

Well RiRi and Nicki seemed to emjoy the leg on the table

Nobody cares about your boner.

Queen Neyde!