You're just a nurse, all you do is take orders from doctors.

Please remove yourself from society and go live with wolves. Actually, no, wolves are too good for you. Find an island and never make contact. Have fun making your own food!

Midwestern Christians are the actual worst and should go back to their own country.

HI/BYE BURT- I'm glad I made it home in time to say goodbye to you. :-( Actually scratch that YOU STAY RIGHT HERE.

She's going to Cosmo... digital? Something like that. I believe her last day is Saturday.

The Seattle contingent of Kinja is planning on stealing one Chris when he comes to visit and when the other Chris comes to rescue him we will steal him too. We will report back with photos.

I mean, yes it is garbage, but I'd rather eat PJ's than Dominoes (I think it is all that garlic butter sauce- and yes I know it is just margarine and garlic powder).

And let me complain for a moment: I live in a major metropolitan area and the only garbage chain pizza place that delivers to us is Dominoes. I want Pizza Hut goddamnit! Hell, I'd prefer shitty Papa John's over Dominoes.

Try habanero sauce. She's a kinky minx.

EXACTLY. They charge like $4 dollars extra for their "specialty" pizzas. For four bucks you can get a bottle and snort it if you feel like it.

It looks like a weird curled penis and balls. Balls falling out of patent leather underwear.

I actually had someone write in and complain that I didn't know how to recreate [insert whatever the fuck nasty ass Starbucks drink here] something from Starbucks and their drink didn't taste just like [barf]. My manager laughed and through it out.

Let's pass a law to punch all anti-vaxxers in the throat. And then take away their children so they can grow up in families where people actually care about their health.

You don't know what's in my bank account so shut the fuck up.

Actually I will reconsider hiring you if you know about BOFA

Sorry, I won't hire FrostyBitches.

Just decided: I'm starting a fast food chain that pays entry-level employees $20 just to piss off FrostyBitch and everyone else blathering about how it isn't fair. Suck on that, assholes!

I'm ignoring you from now on, I need to finish Transparent!

Spill spill!

"cited"