He actually looks surprised by this.  Is he that fucking stupid?  What, did he think she was going to pat him on the head and tell him how smart and handsome he is?

Any Jezzies out there who’ve quit drinking or are thinking about it? I haven’t been around in a while, but I wanted to pop in because I’m stoked that I haven’t had any booze in 5 months! So far I’ve lost 15 pounds and saved a couple thousand dollars. If you’re thinking about it, check out the stopdrinking subreddit.…

That face! So amazing!!!! Not crafts per se, but I picked a ton of strawberries today and am going to make ALL the jam!

If I have to have sex with one of those guys, I insist that I first be infected with some gross disease so I can pass it on to them.

I think the correct response is with thoughts and prayers

Tell me how these events are not leading to the Handmaid’s Tale dystopia?

So, this is my plan and I think we need to get people on this if Roe falls. It requires taking a big one for the team, and I’m sorry.

Tom and Nicole split in 2001, when Scarlett Johansson was 17. Ew all the way around. 

Her hair makes my heart hurt. 

I know I’m being extra right now, but I can’t even enjoy dirtbag. I feel like this is election night all over again.

Cause it’s not about babies it’s about oppressing women. 

Honestly, conservatives’ obsession with abortion is baffling to me.

I hope Schumer and Pelosi paid attention tonight. This woman is the future.

RANT BEGINS:

I’ve heard of loud clothes but tone deaf feels new. 

Must we pretend that she ever cared about anything or anyone besides herself? She has not once used her whole ass to help other people, and she has been silent about all the unspeakable cruelty that her husband’s people can concoct. This contemptuous woman has earned our universal, collective disdain.

OK, so I’m not going to deny that this jacket is in incredibly poor taste, but I think I agree with the tweet in the article that this shouldn’t be a primary media focus. Really, there’s so much terrible happening here that we don’t need to get furious over a shitty jacket.

YES. IT WAS INTENTIONAL.

Especially considering this is the woman who wore Louboutin stilettos on the trip to Houston after the hurricane last fall.  

We can’t let these idle kids sit around all day, napping through class, when there’s a desperate need for workers to pick all the fruit our absurd immigration policies have left dying on the tree. Hell, they can listen to audio textbooks while they work of you insist on educating them.