Clearing the swamp is going to be expensive.

On days when it feels like we’re regressing, remember this — we used to be okay, even amused, by plot points we now see as awful.

I only have to bring a dessert, Cotton Candy Peeps Rice Krispie treats. (My own creation, flavored Peeps melted down and substituted for the usual marshmallows or fluff.)

I just finished prepping homemade cinnamon rolls and we’re having bomb diggity hamburgers for Easter. We’re casual like that.

I asked my roommate to move out. Things have been pretty shitty since the day she moved in and I’ve been trying my best to be understanding of her issues. She stole every bit of alcohol in my house and I let it go but last week she went into my bedroom and stole alcohol I had hidden there. I couldn’t overlook the…

I’m making a lighter version of chicken cordon blue (no breading) and roasted red potatoes. I tried to make them before and ending up burning them but they weren’t ruined I just kept ‘trying’ them until they were all gone.

They’re marshmallows cut diagonally in half and dipped in colored sugar. I saw the idea online and thought it was just genius.

I just made funfetti bunny cupcakes for my family party tomorrow.

I’m the “chef” in a Midwestern family of picky eaters who think a new brand of ranch is terrifying. But I made green bean casserole from scratch with a yummy Dijon roux and fresh green beans and mushrooms instead of canned. I’m also doing a bacon fat seared asparagus with a lemon vinaigrette topped with sliced…

I baked a lemon tart and these easter cookies.

We’re having my husband’s family over for Easter dinner, and are making ham, mashed potatoes, asparagus, green beans and rolls. Also cheese/crackers/salami/hummus for appetizers. I made the rolls and some lemon squares today.

You’re not overstepping at all! I’m pretty open, as you know.

Half a xanny before I see my family, and I bring nothing other than a bunch of wine that I drink because I’m single with cats and nobody expects anything else from me. #theyterrible #holidayssuck

I’ll be working all day, but Monday we’re going grocery shopping and I’m buying the ingredients for a Jerusalem pie in honor of Easter. It’s a bit like cheesecake but made with goat cheese and honey, topped with berries.

I’m still here. I know it’s off topic.

Hey guys I know I haven’t been commenting as much as used to. I just got out of a 11 yr relationship and I feel kinda lost, actually I feel very lost and sad as fuck. My whole life is there, his family meant the world to me, we adopted a dog together and that’s the thing that’s been hurting the most I can’t watch…

There’s nothing that I keep hidden from my family or the few friends I have now, because once you’ve hit rock bottom, you don’t really have anything else to really hide.

I am officially a dog mom! I am really happy. But man— this week has been a challenge! She is now 10 weeks old. I got her last Friday, I noticed something seemed wrong, and I took her to the vet on Wednesday. She has a mild case of kennel cough, an ear infection, and a tummy parasite :( She acts normal, is eating and…

Ooh, I love the Christmas one you did.

My trans kid <3 he’s not mine per se, but I love him so much! He transitioned (the guy on the right) from female to male a few years ago. He’s my heart. ♥️ He moved to London a few years ago and I miss him so. I honestly don’t understand people that don’t understand.