The VFILES things are crocheted, not knitted. And it’s an ugly-ass use of crochet, which can be quite beautiful when done right. Like 70s afghan ugly.

They don’t care.

Y’all, get yourself a heated mattress pad. You will never want to get out of bed once the cold weather comes.

Bobby Finger.

the booth in the kitchen :(

Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

They are so grumpy and insane, but I adore the Gallagher brothers. Oasis will always be one of my favorite bands of all time. And I am stupidly giddy to see them in the news because they are always entertaining.

Taxes, of course! I like your strategy about the free plants, I do like gardening

So... I did something today.

I know she’s not in this video. But I just wanted any excuse to post.

I don’t really enjoy work. I don’t really understand career ambitions. I don’t think that would change no matter what my career was. I have interests, but none of them are lucrative. I work with troubled kids and I like a lot about it. They’re hilarious and I love it when they have their own accomplishments. But…

I was never thin enough for any of the many stores/chains that are closing now. Schadenfreude out the wazoo right now.

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 BAD 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 THIS 👏🏾WOMAN 👏🏾 EVER

Our vonage line we had for awhile must have been one off of a vet clinic, the vet clinic misprinted their number, or they went out of business and I was lucky enough to get the number. Luckily it wasn’t only once in awhile but we’d both be very confused for a minute each time it happened.

Morena Baccarin, a woman I know as Brody’s wife on Homeland who is also apparently on Gotham,

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

It must be pointed out that this is a man who, for the list 8 years, has been selling butter in commericals.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

Great piece. And may I recommend getting fat? I am completely invisible now. But nothing makes men angrier than a fat feminist who loves herself. Example number one - Lindy West. She rocks.