I love Noel Gallagher. Such a cranky bastard.

I believe the true unsung hero here is the young lady in the back, killing her FUCKING DRUM SET!!!!

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

GIVE IT ONE!!!

I am not good with change, but you had me at "writing her essay with a Black & Mild dipped in foundation," which made me spit hardtack at my laptop. I was yours forever with the "Cool Girl" Baby joke. Old Dirt Bag is dead. Long Live Jia Dirt Bag!

I bet Paula coughed up a large furball at that (cat and human Paulas).