Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.
One high on white powder, the other on White power; hating on a sister with actual power.
Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.
Ha! I used to do that before they wised up and took my number off the list. One of my fondest memories is of a shocked silence on the other end, followed by a “may God have mercy on you.”
American law enforcement is truly one of the stupidest collectives to exist in all of human history. The overwhelming majority of speeding tickets are complete horseshit to begin with, and anyone with a functional neocortex is well aware that traffic stops, generally, are just a sadistic and cynical tool for craven…
“One time, he told me that he wasn’t going to rap,” Tyson recalled, per XXL. “I said, ‘Why not?’ He said, ‘That’s the devil’s music.’
What’s better for one’s mental and physical health than stigma, stress and marginalization?
I’m pretty skinny and have a low BMI. But you know what? I‘m unhealthy AF because I eat junk. So how is putting someone like me (skinny, but sooo unhealthy) in an ad, how is that promoting healthy living?
She’s just upset because Chika got her bag without having to sell her token ass to Turning Point for attention AND has a hairline that doesn’t start above her ears - apparently “ain’t shitness” is a rare side effect of severe traction alopecia.
Amen, dudes who look like a trout who does Crossfit deserve love too - my grandma always told me there’s a lid for every pot, just cause YOU don’t like that pot doesn’t mean it’s no good.
“we shouldn’t be celebrating unhealthiness”
Brave of you to go after people who juice cleanse engage in crash diets and vape. Oh wait...
The photo of Chika shows someone who is not only beautiful, but comfortable in her own skin. So, bonus points for mental and emotional health! Pretty sure looking at a Justin Bieber CK ad for too long gives you a bunch of STIs
She is fucking gorgeous. Why is it so hard for people to believe that some of us are not exclusively attracted to tall skinny people?! People are out here falling in love with ugly ass Adam Driver and I don’t badmouth them for that. Let us enjoy different kinds of people! Lawd!
Been seeing that 1999 v 2019 Calvin Klein billboard meme floating around on social media, and most of the people posting it don’t even realize they’re supporting the bad-faith trolling conservatives love - “whatever happened to the good old days of skinny blonde women?!”
“Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull (better known as her pseudonym Posie Parker”