What he’s actually, literally saying is, “Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!” 

Yes, that is a small point, and beside the point.

Once people get money, they live up to those new standards.

There’s no way she wouldn’t know. The Secret Service had her on a list, she was invited by the owner of the Cowboys. Of course she knew.

This is exactly what I was trying to tell people yesterday- she didn’t buy Cowboys tickets and ended up next to Bush incidentally. She was invited and knew he’d be there- can’t pretend otherwise when the Secret Service is involved.

No, because Dick Cheney was the Vice President, and evil.

Those subsidies are paid for by the federal government.

Yeah, that’s not how box seats work- people frequently buy up entire boxes, for one thing. I guarantee if you’re sitting next to a former president, that is KNOWN well in advance.

I mean, she didn’t fuck him, but they’re not sitting next to each other by coincidence.

Sure, they are designed to haul stuff, though their primary job is to tow.

I wouldn’t have gone to game with him. That’s the place to start.

This is tomato, guys.

I do not fly Delta or Alaska because their service is shit.

When I spend 3-4x the cost of a coach ticket to sit in first class, I expect to have the separation between the cabin enforced. Now, of course, if someone NEEDS to go, fine. But otherwise, I paid for a big seat, fewer neighbors, a higher level of service, drinks, and space, which includes the lavatory. I fly coach all…

I’m not a 1%er and I have flown first/business many times. It’s not that exclusive.

whose boots are being licked here? The government isn’t involved.

Look, honestly, if you paid for first class, that’s what you’re paying for. If you have a problem with that, don’t fly.

No, you should not shit your pants, unless you want to be responsible for the plane being diverted to fucking Omaha because of your hazmat.

The service and amenities includes exclusive access to the lavority in the first class section.

If you do this and it’s not an emergency, you’re a tool. If you want to use the first class lavatory, buy a first class ticket.