She’s a born longback.

That Gucci wouldn’t be trashy if worn by a human.

Precisely the reference.

shut the fuck up, tomato

Is Tampon Laxative doing this specifically because she was resoundingly mocked for tucking a gun directly into the crotch of her yoga pants and posting that shit on instagram? I will laugh my ass off the day she shoots herself, a la Plaxico Buress.

I’m a woman, motherfucker, this ain’t about wokeness. If you touch me nonconsensually, you and I have a problem. YOU DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE, AND WOMEN, IN PARTICULAR, WHEN IT IS UNWANTED. 

That doesn’t make it better.

I’ll make this easy for you: you are at fault for invading her personal space, after she told you that she was not a hugger. Period.

fix that.

Seriously, why would you do that? Beyond rude.

FOR REAL. DO NOT DO THIS TO PEOPLE! AND ESPECIALLY NOT TO WOMEN!

It has a beak and fucking feathers, jesus fucking christ. I can see being fooled by this if you’re blind or have never seen birds or rabbits before.

i don’t know why, but calling him a “pinecone” as an insult is HILARIOUS.

Hell no. 

This is, in fact, completely, depressingly real.

So did about a thousand celebrities. Fucking dumbasses, all of them.

So fucking cool.

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Sounds like your health insurance is incredible, too!