“I’m not going to stand up here and talk about what forms of execution we are going to use in the state of Ohio,” DeWine said.

Exactly. That’s what I do.

Maybe you like a few different people and want to do what you can to make sure one of them makes it.

He’s stupid for not taking the time to sit and understand the chart, for sure. However, that is not a great chart to start with; it takes more time to parse than it should.

I don’t know where you live, but a lot of the people who are into this shit where I live are in tech, make a shitload of money, own their homes in expensive-ass cities, the same cities where residents FREAK OUT when some poor person parks their RV on city streets. The same people who are hardcore NIMBY assholes who…

Do you shame or belittle or minimize people who eat Kraft Macaroni and Cheese because they have to? If so, yes.

I came to comment specifically because I live in the Bay Area (in an apartment) and drive past dozens of RVs and minivans that people are living out of because they have no other options. Knowing the kinds of people who are drawn to Instagram-friendly #vanlife, I think there’s a lot of overlap with NIMBY assholes who…

Of course they can, but they should just fucking THINK of what the optics of “slumming it” in a minivan are when they glorify this shit on social media and blogs. Van living is cool and hip, as long as you’re not actually poor and essentially homeless.

Absolutely. I live in an area where A LOT of people are living out of vans and old RVs out of sheer desperation. OF COURSE “vanlife” is accessible; it’s the last option for many people before they are homeless on the sidewalk.

True, true. I live in Silicon Valley, so the market can bear quite a lot.

I want a complete account of the scenarios in which lassoing a person and making them walk behind a cop on horseback is a best practice.

But I’d make it cost $40.

My suggestion:

I would absolutely get rid of the wifi, and if you aren’t using the outlets in the dining room, maybe cover them with a blank faceplate.

Hmm. not in my experience.

Hmm. not in my experience.

And I’m willing to bet there are no such “best practices” and it’s pure CYA on their part.

Song of Solomon was on my freshman year required reading list, but I think Sula and The Bluest Eye resonated more clearly with me.

Although this is a trained technique and best practice in some scenarios

Shut the fuck up. 

THE VIOLENCE IS THE POINT.