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Those veneers/dentures

I think we put too much stock in how much our children actually need us and overestimate how much time we should spend with them. Parents today are way more involved in their kids’ lives than parents of any past generation.

That was in 1999. She hasn’t gone back to work full-time yet...

How? CHILDREN. They’re boring and exhausting at the same time. Add to that a crappy night’s sleep, and you’d understand better, I’m sure.

If you tip through the app, know that it’s not actually a tip. Doordash takes what you enter as a tip and turns it the base delivery wage for the driver, with Doordash making up any difference. So if the delivery payment to the driver is, say, $8 and you tip $5 through the app, you’d think the driver will get $13. But

I mean, it’s your colon.

libel/slander

Please don’t go on Biden’s ticket, Ms. Abrams.

Like sucks to your assmar!

I still don’t understand the title, tbh.

He should say, to us and to Anita Hill, that he treated her poorly and with contempt, that he minimized her experiences with Clarence Thomas, and that he understands how damaging this has been to Ms. Hill and to the country and that he will work harder and do better now. That would work.

What. Lol. 

No, Bernie Sanders can go fuck himself.

He has literally been given perfect apology scripts from all sorts of people, and he simply cannot bring himself to say the words. It’s SO SIMPLE, Joe, and you won’t even do it.

These tweets are never as satisfying as I hope.

And Bernie fans keep bitching about the DNC not supporting him. I WONDER WHY. The motherfucker wants to ride the ticket of a party he isn’t a member of.

The fucking CAUCASITY of an old man WAGGING his finger at a crowd of blank women. I would break that fucking finger.

I love a good damning with faint praise.