That’s so stupid on Subway’s part. All the (half-assed) effort they put in those back and forth communications could have been so easily skipped just by offering you a free sub. That’s what, $6-7, tops?

This is so cool, Jalopnik.

I wouldn’t. If I were truly innocent (and the evidence here indicates that he is not completely innocent), I’d want that ON the record. He isn’t innocent under the law with this deal; his innocence is simply undecided and will stay that way. I know that people of little means often do plead out for things they didn’t…

He’s actually not legally innocent. He’s legally neutral. In fact, the district attorney’s office explicitly stated that he was not exonerated.

Barring any new information or prosecution, letting this occupy your brainspace any longer is just dumb.

no doubt

Possibly, but that isn’t something innocent people would typically do.

I mean, I think it depends on who’s being prosecuted. Cops seem to get off easy.

Fundamentally, WHY would the deputy give a shit one way or the other? Doesn’t affect him. (obviously, he gave a shit because he’s racist.)

No, I don’t, which was part of my point. If someone wants to care about it, that’s fine. You can’t really tell them not to.

He can complain to the state.

People are MURDERED in this country for being gay/trans/etc. Your callousness in not considering that to be so bad is disgusting.

No, there’s definitely room for situations in between, like he committed these crimes, but they’re class 4 felonies and probably wouldn’t get him jail time, and he hired a high-powered celebrity attorney who managed to broker a deal without having to plea. If Jussie was 100% innocent, why would he forfeit $10,000? I…

Legally innocent, but not morally. People can decide for themselves if that matters to them.

What’s the next step? Letting migrants fight it out in the Thunderdome (minus all the charm of Tina Turner?) 

White America’s support of Israel, I think, is more correlated to the strain of Evangelical Christianity that believes that the gathering of Jews in Israel is a sign of the second coming of Christ.

The reliability data on Fiats says your experience is not even remotely guaranteed for most Fiat owners. The 500 is consistently ranked among the worst performers for reliability. They were shitty as Italian cars, and they’re shitty as Chryslers. They’re cute, which is their primary appeal.

She lost, I hope?

Fiats are known as Fix It Again, Tony for a reason.

LOL, BRUH, are you telling me you would waste your time and money to customize a DODGE?