Yeah, but the narrative thread from your first comment onward makes it sound like you’re talking about Lori Loughlin, who vastly overpaid to send her idiot kid to USC. But to your point, it’s really dumb to offer bribes to get your kid into a mediocre state school. 

You are wrong, dude. Bribery is often illegal, even between private parties. California, for example, has laws that cover commercial bribery.

USC is not a public school. People keep conflating it with the University of California system.

“Social justice through high finance” with Bono.

FWIW, I dig your comments and always have.

You are overstating how easy the SAT is.

Stanford isn’t technically an Ivy, being a west coast school, but it is on par.

I don’t really blame a 19-year-old for not caring about school and being more excited about the parties.

Many of the students were unaware their parents were cheating on the tests for them, the FBI said.

I don’t recall anyone asking for your thoughts on this matter.

I played Little League, as the only girl on my team, until softball became my only option. More girls in baseball, please!

The University of California system can be quite selective. It’s harder to get into Cal or UCLA than USC.

Fucking tomato troll

ya’ll y’all

I was a teen girl in the 90s. We called it the butt cut then, I promise.

These polls are both a bellweather and useless. At this stage in the game, the names on top are on top because they are recognized.

Right, but then it’s Russian dressing, not plain mayo.

But it has no business on a pastrami sandwich.

“No I don’t!” Flowers said. “What the hell you gonna do? Shoot me?”

but he thinks a collection of estimates and aspirations only hurts the cause.