Nothing is wrong with his signature. It very clearly reads “Damn Hnn mup.”

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Dear Mike,

I’m trying to be outraged over the content, but first I have to get over my outrage over the grammar.

Poor girl. She’s gonna get Lohan’d if no one is careful with her.

The girl brings her own SoulCycle bike and trainer on tour so I wish she’d stop acting like the “normal body” Lorax. She doesn’t speak for me or my thighs.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY.

“Bae” is the Danish word for “poop”.

Woke: A state of heightened awareness to reality, as in “wake up and smell the coffee, sheeple!” On this site, refers to the political realities of race, gender, income, and sexuality.

I am an old and I figured it out months ago. Just let go of your pearls, apply basic comprehension skills, and you’ll figure it out.

You don’t know their grandma! Plenty of grandmas are legit horrible people.

Foreigner in a foreign country?

Purely speculation, but I’m assuming he would’ve had a faster response time.

Is it just me, or is Charlotte the spitting image of great-grandma Elizabeth?

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Most of the living people’s names are wrong, too. I’d love to get Kenan’s reaction to being called “Kenyan.”

Tiffany,

Sorry, but fate has chosen you as The Fartwalker. You must walk the earth, a fart in your step, for eternity.

Go USA Today!