An Oriental rug is an actual object-the meaning of “Oriental” in that specific instance has been divorced from it’s original, highly offensive meaning. Though now a lot of people call them Persian rugs instead just to avoid any weirdness.

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

Cool story, bro.

Hyperbole must not exist in your world. Also hard ass motherfuckers sometimes just yell.

HEYYYY LOCO, long time, no assholery.

So is the illness keeping you homebound and insufferably dickhole-y degenerative, or will you recover eventually and be able to get a fucking life?

Harambe would have loved that baby bump.

Teigen is not an idiot.

THIS. This is what she was saying! Old people gonna racist, but airline marketing menu people (who presumably aren’t octogenarians) should know better.

I get where she’s coming from. I’m generally not offended if old people call me “colored” or a “negro” because really, they aren’t going to change and most of them don’t mean anything by it so whatever.

He does have a moral compass. It’s just that it always points to “women are lying whores.”

oh god. who cares? for all intents and purposes, it’s milk, and serves every function of milk culinarily speaking. don’t get into semantics here.

*Amber Heard donates divorce settlement to charity*

Counterpoint: I wear a 24/26 and I think Tim Gunn should shut the fuck up about what fat women want to wear, because we are not a goddamned monolith.

Counterpoint, part two: I am 43 years old and I love almost everything Tipton makes. I want to wear pretty much allll of her clothes.

“Not all of us want that” - so, you…

to be fair, mommy diddling him could very well be what led him to be a woman-hating troll. maybe better instruction would be “stop fucking your mother because you’re developing a complex”?

Trials do not determine factual innocence or guilt. They determine whether or not there is enough evidence or complient witnesses / victims to convict and punish based on human opinions with human biases. It is responsible for individuals to review the evidence for themselves. A conviction or lack thereof does not…

The trial verdict didn’t say “he’s innocent.”

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

Last year I had pieces of cloth and clothespins in my kindergarten classroom that the kids would make outfits out of. One day at sharing time two little boys proudly stood in front of the class to show off the dresses they had made.