I saw pictures of the statue(s, I guess), and forgive me if I’m being overly PC, but it’s kinda tired and old to see that if you want to make fun of a man, go for the penis. Say they have (or picture them with) a small penis. HURR DURR BABY DICK. Like, can’t we do better? The statue I saw had relative normal-sized…

Haha, also just realized that this thread is probably the worst nightmare of Gawker commenters looking to resettle here.

What was done to her was beyond unforgivable. But it wasn’t the porn’s fault; it was solely the fault of the evil waste of life who abducted her. Blaming porn is like blaming video games for Columbine.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

She’s so cute, how can you not like her. There’s definitely some Fifth Element hair on a humid day going on.

The Slot has regular features on down-ballot candidates, and the commenters there always beat that drum. Join us!

I don’t know Joanna Gaines any better than you do, but I do know Proverbs 31 and she strikes me as the personification of the verses about the hardworking and virtuous wife.

I’m a straight white male and I love Reductress. Discovered it recently, and I can’t stop laughing. Its some of the smartest satire I’ve seen in a long time, an example of a satire site (that isn’t the Onion) that isn’t completely insufferable.

She didn’t even try. Not even in the slightest did she try to see these people as people. She went in looking at them as alien beings. Non human, because they weren’t like her.

I don’t know for certain, but in my travels through Australia I was told by that that term “Aboriginal person” or “indigenous Australian,” is preferred by many to “Aborigines,” which some find offensive. Some do not like any form of Aborigine/Aboriginal, and prefer to be called by the word meaning simply “person” in…

Here’s the thing. I am pretty old now, and this is what I’ve learned: EVEN IF THE REAL ADULTS WERE HERE they wouldn’t know how to do anything either. Our world is changing at a terrifying rate, and the right way to do almost anything two or three years ago isn’t the right way now. The right way now is being invented…

So, one of the things I learned while tripping on acid in college was that insecurity is part of the universal human condition.

Because it was over and you’d no longer get to gaze into Leo’s eyes?

i don’t drink it i just keep it around to throw in bobby’s face

shut up bobby

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

Me to the old lady in Titanic:

You do know you just did that here.

Okay but it also has a clause preventing you from bringing up their supposed sanctimony when none of them has even said anything to you.