This is brilliant. You can sit down on a bike, pedal it, and end up somewhere completely different than where you started. How else are you supposed to get that kind of experience?

Whaaaat??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? is the point when we have these:

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

I do get sick of feminism being treated like a coughing, tubercular Camille. IT’S OKAY TO ACCEPT A RING. IT’S OKAY TO HAVE WHOEVER YOU WANT WALK YOU DOWN THE AISLE. Feminism will not keel over if you wear a white dress!

Yay! This justifies my lust for these characters even though they are horrible people!

Hey, Bishop McDevitt H.S.:

It depends. I thought the book was amazing—one of those books that is so amazing that you buy several copies to give to all of your friends....and then half of them think you are a sick fuck for thinking such a weird book is so good.

Kendra was basically an escort on salary and yet she feels fine slut-shaming someone else? Fuck that.

This is a question of medical ethics. It is unethical to do IVF on someone this age.

There’s a pretty big difference between giving birth and getting an erection.

so you think births over age of 60 is a bad idea, but you hate assholes that say births over age of 60 is a bad idea

I don’t think that’s an equivalent comparison. Men and women can have and enjoy sex for decades after age 60. Sex doesn’t only happen for the sole purpose of recreation.

omg right? what an unnecessary thing to tack on.

OK?

What I really hope she does is write a song called “I’m Dr Luke, An Enormous Dickbag” and fill it with with the funniest, most disgusting things she can think of to say, make a video featuring him, put his face all over her album, and force him to promote it. Call the whole thing There, Mein Herr.

There’s always someone on posts like this talking about thrifty (i.e. superior) they were at their wedding but I’ve got you all beat: not getting married saves SO much money!

I don’t get wedding “themes.” In planning our wedding, people have asked what the theme is, and I’m like uh...wedding? Marriage?

Not at all the same things. Playing victim for attention and being an actual victim using attention to call out abuse, are not the same.