“The shirt. Like a shirt dress, but shirtier."

Do better, FOP.

It still blows me away that a black person, Beyonce or not, who dares to make the request, “Stop shooting us!” is considered anti-police by anyone.

Wow. Just wow. These fucking guys. You know how history looks at Joseph McCarthy in scorn? Welcome to the club you god damned shitlords.

Nuh uh. You gotta know that contract math. How else you gunna get your points on the back end?

That’s a ripe load of bullshit. The Daily Mail chose to use two different terms in their article, and it’s no mistake that they chose to use the term with negative connotations for her and the term with more neutral connotations for him. This kind of thing doesn’t happen in a vacuum.

That’s one thing I won’t slam Kelly for. There are plenty of real reasons! But her size, not one of ‘em. I don’t think that’s okay to begin with, but especially not in Kelly’s case.

Yeah, I see what they were going for, but in their defense, it would have taken at LEAST another half an hour to find a person of color in Portland to run that name by.

GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT WE’RE SEXUALIZING YOUNG WOMEN LESS AND LESS UGH

Because we saw this first...and different people work on different stories. Breathe and give it a minute.

Agreed. But if she was heavier or curvier she wouldn’t have been able to pull off this for as long as she has! I was viewed as a woman at 14 because of my height and shape, and I definitely wouldn’t have been picked for a Disney show because of it. Dressing from the juniors did me no favors in appearing younger. She…

WHAT DOES IT WANT?!?

(Ariana at 21)

I’m sorry. No one wants to be judged or shamed because of their natural physical traits.

This article glosses over the most important part of the whole music video:

Just pulling up the page, and seeing the picture at the top of the article makes me want to immediately hit my browser’s back button and delete my history using a file shredder.

Well, I just think, as a straight white man, we should take my feelings of uncomfortableness into account before we do anything else around here at Jezebel. That’s all. Is that so much to ask?

“SHE IS THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY”, he cries into his hands full of semen