Netflix what you doing

Hello. I am here to ruin cottage cheese for the last 22 grandmas who eat it.

*reverse* ageism

What a piercing and original insult, Dwayne.

No rhyme or reason I think, just a little levity and a prayer for virality.

Eh, as long as her voice still works.

I think he is fully aware of his intellectual shortcomings but is too insecure to do anything but hurl these types of rubber-glue insults. Deep down he knows, which is why he is so loud in denying it.

Honestly, the disarming lilt makes it more sinister :)

Brilliant.

Impossible. Trump would NEVER EVER lie.

Pence I would just flash my vagina and he would die on the spot. McConnell I would just take away his heat lamp and lettuce and he would wither away. Ryan is a problem and I am open to suggestions.

FUCK I didn’t know that. Is this like when he bravely fought in the Vietnam War, by which I mean his “personal Vietnam” which was him avoiding STDs in the 80s?

Well I would sure try.

If you put Trump in front of me right now, nothing would stop me from ripping him to shreds with my bare hands.

Exactly. So many see it as admission of defeat at the outset, but it actually makes for a better marriage. And this doesn’t mean all prenups are fair but at least you have hashed it out before signing away assets.

I’m all for casting ethnic Russians as Russians but I don’t hear Russians complaining either.

1) Sexuality is not the same as gender identity.

So funny. Did you purposely act dumb just to set someone up for this? Or did it happen organically?

Cause Russian is a nationality and not an identity.

I think most trans people would be more or less OK with at the very minimum, this role being played by a cis man. Having a woman play the role of a trans man perpetuates the notion that trans men are just women playing pretend. Just look at the copy: “assumed the identity of a man,” as if she’s Superman assuming the…