Joanna you forgot the part where Elio cums in a peach and Oliver wants to eat it!

Hard agree. Also, THAT IS NOT HOW LISZT WOULD HAVE PLAYED IT IF HE HAD ALTERED BACH’S VERSION.

I absolutely and utterly disagree with the idea that because it’s a fairy tale, it is automatically excused from any criticism of lazy and trite themes and characters, especially from a director of Del Toro’s caliber. It’s a cute movie and I happen to think that he should win Best Director, but I have every right to…

OMG you are so embarrassing.

OMG so agree about Octavia! I appreciated that the main characters were non-normative per typical Hollywood stories - the protagonists are a woman with a disability, a gay man, black woman, and a feral fish (I guess), and the bad guy is a white straight male. Yet for all the dimensions they went out in, they were all…

Sorry! I can’t say it’s bad, because it is a quality film. But I can’t say it’s really good, because it was predictable and derivative, sometimes in a nice familiar way, sometimes in a stupid boring way. It reads as an homage to itself, like La La Land with less music and more fish sex.

I don’t know, but I enjoyed it the way I enjoy hearing a decent joke for the 100th time but told really well this time.

It’s an extremely well-directed and well-acted cliche.

Precisely.

I pulled it off google. If it’s shopped, it wasn’t me!

Indeed.

- jeremy renner

Bari Weiss had a meltdown about the “end of civilization” because people were correcting her factually incorrect and racist tweet. Throw a tantrum like a 2 year old, get condescended to.

Agreed. I make it a point not to ask. If they think it’s important I know, it will come out naturally.

Removing is waaaaaay easier than insertion. A little tug, a little pinch, and bloop! it’s out. But usually removing it means it’s time for another...

I don’t know how old you are, but I was able to find a gynecologist to remove my tubes at just 32, I didn’t even have to shop around. She made sure I knew I never wanted kids the old fashioned way* multiple times, but she trusted me to know my own mind. If tubes are what you want to do, don’t hesitate to look for a…

How dare you I will have you know my emotional support tick feels just as much pain and suffering as a hamster.

There have got to be some serious emotional and/or psychological problems at play here.