Maybe it’s fragile because it’s a hollow casting and easily dented. The toilet lid alone should be like 100 lbs of gold if it was truly solid which is way more than a million dollars (1 kilo of gold is only about the size of an iPhone).

The United States is the toilet of his present...

Maybe don’t click on an article about a movie you haven’t seen yet if you are so dead set on avoiding spoilers? Seems you not only clicked, but read past the opening paragraph that clearly states the drama is about plot points. The burden of this is on you, buddy.

Guys, I think gunrack is being sarcastic for humorous effect.

She is so amazing. I wish she was my mom, but I will settle for Representative.

Graham, this is why people keep poop knives around the house.

Just a fart, really. When it’s a column of ash straight into the sky, you need to be worried.

It’s disorienting and weird and a little fun if it isn’t too violent. Just stay away from windows and things that can fall on you.

Well, at least we’re not on fire all the time so there.

Perhaps the glaze on the ceramic? Not sure. Could be something at the molecular level with how the food is cooked. I just know I always get a headache when I’m around a Crock-Pot but when the food is done I don’t taste anything [shruggie]

If there’s one kind of cooker that’s going to fuck up your house and kill someone, it’s a pressure cooker.

I do find that whenever I use my crockpot the delicious food smells are mixed with a sharp plastic smell, which I assume is from heating its various plastic parts and/or some kind of coating on the inner dish. Is it possible you’re detecting this in the food itself?

Since we’re accepting anecdata as evidence now, I want you to know that since I started getting the flu shot in 2014 I haven’t had even the smallest fever, so it is actually 100% effective!

It’s called clickbait and it’s working!

That was my first thought as well, to have Portman play her “daughter” Leia. I think it could be poetic but it could also go so, so wrong.

I’m not sure “sexual quotas” means what you think it means.

There is so much more to make fun of here! Why go for the low-hanging snoot?

Pocari Sweat is soooooo delicious though.

Where’s your post on how selling women expensive hair care products is celebrating a patriarchal system that tells them they are only worth of love if they are beautiful?