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THOSE MINUTES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CONFIDENTIAL

Indeed, although Chewie may have gone vegetarian after that ...

Going to the movie theater is now like going to almost every other type of theater out there that also requires reserved seating. This is not actually new or a product of airlines.

Now THAT would be a departure from the Star Wars universe!

PORGS ARE REAL.

Ahhhh behind the seats. Brilliant! I was imagining in between and couldn’t grasp how they pulled that off.

Wait wait wait. Back up. A wall between you and other patrons? How does this work and where is it so I can give it my money?

I carry earplugs to every movie (actually, everywhere I go), in case of incredibly loud action sequences and incredibly loud popcorn chewers.

If you recall, we were talking about ear cropping, which according to the American Veterinary Medicine Association should be done under anesthesia.

He’s a total douche. Just look at how he hazed Abraham and Job. His “testing” them is just a self-righteous swirly.

This is some lazy-ass trolling. It’s almost embarrassing.

You should probably see a doctor.

“You’re an egomaniac for bearing children and your baby is a parasite - you should adopt” is the “meat is murder - you should be vegan” of parenting.

As a child of an older parent there are advantages and disadvantages.

Do you say this to everyone who gets pregnant?

Regular, you say?

Lots and lots of actors and actresses change their names or shorten them to simpler versions regardless of race. It’s easier to remember “Tom Cruise” than “Thomas Cruise Mapother IV” (which did not get passed down to Suri Cruise).

You said it *here*. I’m glad you didn’t say it to your ex-classmates’ faces, but you said it *here* to the virtual faces of every person who comes across your comment. And it is a shitty thing to say, to anyone in passing or directly, and in any context.

He didn’t really fit the bill of romantic young man the way Laurie did. Even if he was Jo’s preference, he almost certainly wouldn’t be for young women (and men) reading the novel, being 40 years old, German, a tutor, and mature. Alcott married Jo off, but chose an anti-Laurie out of spite.