You probably weren’t a teen girl in the 90s then.

It’s not that bad. It’s basically a vehicle for Vandermeer’s creepy imaginings. The characters are hollow and the language is tight in order to evoke the weirdness of the setting, and it works. When I was reading it, I felt like I was in a dream, just unmoored from what I thought I knew about the world. I personally…

No kidding. It’s a miracle (or tragedy, if you will) he hasn’t broken his fool neck. His riding is not just comical for us or painful for the horse, but also rather dangerous for him.

The mansplaining part is where you stated some very basic facts about immunity and flu shots in a tone of expertise as if no one else knew about them, when in fact everyone on this website knows about them, some probably better than you.

Oh god. That’s about what I was thinking.

Male hormonal birth control went to clinical trial in 2008. The study was eventually stopped in part because some of the men were getting depressed and having mood swings.

Sh.... shredded penis?

I can’t stop laughing send help

Well she’s a pinto, so she ain’t white.

OMG that poor horse is so confused! His rein handling alone should be disqualification for even looking at a horse.

All together now:

You mean, they’re catering to the high crowd? Or someone who was reeeeeeeeeeal high came up with this?

Time to lay down some spike strips!

“I thought you were asleep” is worse because it means he knew you wouldn’t be OK with it, but was trying to do it sneakily anyway at a time when he thought you wouldn’t fight back. Fucking disgusting.

Shout out to all the investigators who had to wade through that shit to bring him to justice.

THIS

What if you could lock up your cancer and let it think about what it’s done for the rest of its life?

That was my take too.

Not just different - undone, unhinged. He didn’t change his signature, he seems incapable of writing it out the way he used to.

Ah, marriage... one of the few things where the more you’ve tried it, the less you probably know about it.