You let her defeat you, Bobby. You are doing exactly what she wants. You are not the chosen one.

It sounds good, but it’s not sufficient to me as a Tday main. Give me protein. I want something to chew with my potatoes, dammit!

I’m sorry, but if you served me a whole cauliflower as a Thanksgiving main I would be sooooo disappointed (though I would still eat it).

Excuse me, I am going to go rage-barf forever.

Totally get it!

Where’s my tailypo

Def the Kylo Ren version or some other roles he’s done (or just the actor himself) and not Adam!

You and me both girl! And for someone who is ugly but actually sexy and could get it any day, I present: Adam Driver.

Unless you feel like being this squirrel’s secret nut stash, forget about him.

Handsome is not necessarily the same as sexy. You can be ugly and still be sexy. You can be handsome and unsexy. Henry Cavill is handsome, but I think most women would agree he is actually significantly less sexy than Momoa.

Nah, Scranton’s just a hipster who hates people that like popular celebrities, hence his assessment of Momoa’s sexiness being completely comprised of judgments of the kinds of people who like Momoa rather than Momoa himself.

As in, you don’t think tall is sexy? Or you don’t think he’s tall? Cause he’s 6'4"

I like this idea, but those contracts would have to be soooo carefully worded to protect both parties. Marriage usually entails a combining of assets to a certain degree, and I strikes me as more fraught to have an uncoupling of lives marked by just a contract expiring than the extensive legal hurdles you have to jump…

“Jesus overslept” John 11:35

In a just world...

100% it’s cause Don Jr wants to shoot them and Daddy is obliging.

You know, I totally believed the headline until I clicked through.

Nice edit, there feetinesamady. Glad you elaborated more on how you find some women’s vaginas distasteful. You know, there are tactful ways around that that DON’T involve decapitating yourself, but you do you.

Oh I see, that’s where “Debbie” came from. Ouch, real zinger there. You got me.

Umm, the writing’s on the wall, Greg. If you’re willing to put your dick in a woman but not put in the effort to make her come, that makes you a bad lover. I can see I’ve hit a nerve though.