It’s a circus masquerading as a zoo likely due to the public’s negative association with circuses. They have traditional carnival games and also allow rides on their elephants and camels, which is something I’ve never heard of a zoo doing. Furthermore, they “rent out” their animals for events, such as a giraffe for a…

Can I just say, that knowing there’s an elephant out there name Karen just tickled my cold, dead heart.

That’s satire.... right?

Holy shit did Helen Hunt piss off her hair stylist in the original or something?

I personally think this one is even better. I just hope that’s still a mullet he’s sporting.

You should, if nothing else to see what the fuss is about and participate in the zeitgeist.

*clutches Titanic double VHS* Then it was never meant for you anyway.

NO HISTORICAL MOVIES FOR THIS KID

Geology??? I’m sure she meant this shit:

I like the hair color she’s rocking except it makes her look so. orange.

That’s why the vet does it for us D:

Two great tastes that taste great together!

Sharktopussy. It strikes fear into the heart.

We get our cat’s claws trimmed at the vet every 6-8 weeks.

HAPPY MONDAY TO YOU TOO

Does this mean that to avoid unwanted advances I just have to go into cardiac arrest and he’ll leave me alone? Why didn’t anyone think of this before?

You don’t know my life.

I have honestly never seen the music video before and it only reinforces my theory that Stayin’ Alive is the best worst song in existence.

Women dying is a feature, not a bug.

Oh you know, he came to see me at work every day, picked me up in his car, tried to force my mouth onto his cock so hard it left visible bruises on my neck. #romanceisalive