gin-and-chronic
gin-and-chronic
gin-and-chronic

Come on, man, it is definitely NOT traditional to wish someone a happy birthday on a day other than their date of birth, i.e. the date on which they were born (give or take a couple days for those early and late wishers).

But how many in the audience do think even know that the Titanic was a real ship with real people who really died?

D: Seems like YOU could have written a scary story for Jezebel!

I was like “sexual assault without intercourse”? How does that work? CLICK. Oh fuck me and my curiosity.

Aw thanks!

It’s honestly both that scariest and funniest thing to ever happen to me.

Cannot blame you for that!!

a post calling for the hanging of Michelle Obama for treason

Oh hey I’m super famous now. Thanks, Madeleine! Hope you enjoyed my story :)

100%. The double also has a booty...

This disgusts but somehow does not surprise me.

“forever free listen to me this my solemn voooooooow!!”

I don’t think the point right now is necessarily to open an investigation and get reparations for victims (that’s not even what Corey is looking for, although that would be awesome), so much as to out abusers, have them removed from the positions of power they are using to have access to victims, shame them to death,

AMEN. Can’t squeeze a dick in edgewise in this position now can ya.

I did all the D.A.R.E. songs in school and look how well I turned out. No gangs or street drugs for this gal!

But no contraception to prevent the abortion before it happens now, that would be ALSO be murderin’.

It is incredibly messed up. But it only gets worse when reasonable people refuse to live here so... join us :)

I think it’s the embalming and then placing completely out of sight in a fancy 3" thick box that’s so weird to me. Like, embalmed in a crypt is fine. Buried under the ground such that you decay is fine. But preserved and buried so that you are forever this invisible, partially-degraded husk of yourself beneath the

As far as I understand, the only proof the Weinstein accusers had was the recording the LAPD took of him admitting to grabbing a model’s breast, and that wasn’t enough for any charges to be made.

Ah yes when the post-coital bliss is interrupted with a phone call. Don’t we all hate that.