This is a starvation diet. You need complex carbs like brown rice and sweet potatoes to properly fuel your body and brain. smh no way to live.

I think it’s squishy but stems from the fact that he was attempting suicide, seemed to change his mind, and she convinced him to go through with it anyway.

Carry around an enormous boombox tuned to Finnish death metal and cranked to 11 that can drown out his insults?

Speak up and louder than them.

He’s been practicing on Reddit in front of the mirror for a loooooong time.

Cause he knows THA LAW will be on his scrawny white side.

And why would Comey close down the Clinton investigation if Trump’s was open, huh? Seems like favoritism to finish investigating one case and close it down, while not closing down an ongoing investigation too. He’s clearly a Clinton stooge. Thank god John McCain is holding his feet to the fire in no uncertain terms.

So you mean the accusation of raping someone when you have not raped someone is worse than the accusation of raping someone when you have? As opposed to the act itself.

Cellulite is genetic. As far as I know, you can only get rid of it by shedding the fat that fills out that tissue matrix (if it’s possible for your body type - I’m 5'5" and at one point was as low as 110 and still had celly so I think it’s here to stay), or undergoing a special type of massage that breaks the tissue…

Short, thick legs are cute and sexy just the way they are. They do not need to be cured. Work those booty shorts.

You’ve clearly never been raped. Possibly never known someone who was raped (to your knowledge).

“American treasure.” Does he think this 1561, or is he actually a troll?

No dogs? They let Weiner in didn’t they?

Does anyone else find the way he says “tremendous victory” highly condescending?

I was unaware women owned the vast majority of movie theaters in this country. Figures men would be crying about oppression akin to what black and LGBTQ people face. Thanks for bringing this shocking fact to my attention.

Of course it’s very different. One has a harmful stereotype, the other does not. “You’re good at baseball because you’re a girl” does not have a stereotype in it - girls being good at baseball is not a stereotype. Jews being good at money, Indians being good at medicine, Asians being good at math, and girls being bad…

Complimenting someone for having positive attributes as direct result of being a certain race is still racist.

I know this is going to come as a complete and utter shock to you, but I actually made up that friend. That friend was me. It was me all along. I admit it. I tried to hide it, I really did. But there is no friend. I am so ashamed of my deception. I know I very very effectively hid this fact from you and I am so…

OK, that makes sense. There’s a nugget of truth in your post, but you used the word “whippersnappers” so I - I mean my friend - wasn’t quite sure...

Seriousness presented as a parody of itself in order to reflect back on the absurdity of the subject?