Figures, coming from someone in the TRUMPET LOBBY.

Motion to have Locomotive Jones forced to bury with funerary rites at his/her expense every wart, appendage, organ, or sample of tissue removed from his/her body?

I’m 5'4" and had a flight on an American Airlines plane recently where I couldn’t reach under the seat in front me because it was reclined. I had to do some deft foot work just to pull out my credit card for a drink.

Um. They are clearly twins what is wrong with you. It’s a home improvement show not Game of Thrones.

Wow, what an original and in no way simplistic take on veganism. You sure know your subject matter.

Mango Mussolini

Having seen geese eat and been bitten by one... OOOOWWWW

Neeeewp

I know. When it was announced I was like “space AND linguistics??!! Has somebody been reading my dream journal again?”

I don’t understand the comparison, except for the time travel or time-independent part of it. The mechanisms of travel are entirely and utterly different, and Arrival’s was, honestly, less believable to me (though I loved the movie and it has haunted me, in a good way, since then).

ee cummings would be so proud!

There’s definitely a ghost in your house.

Ask Siri how much a gallon of milk costs. She’s definitely fucking with us all.

LOL a strawman is when someone takes your argument and twists it into something it’s not in an effort to more easily refute it. “I’m not persuaded by the argument that the people of Virginia know what’s best for the people of the United States” is absolutely a strawman because that was not your original argument at…

Only one of those is a strawman argument, really.

OK but in defense of people who push the button when someone is already there, I have had the experience of politely assuming someone pushed it and not pushing it myself, and having to wait an extra (very long) light cycle because the MOTHERFUCKER STANDING THERE DIDN’T PUSH THE MOTHERFUCKING BUTTON.

Just give them a run-down of what the BYU honor code entails and any sane non-Mormon child should quickly realize that going to BYU is more like getting nannied for 4 years by your churchy great-aunt than becoming an adult. Who wants that?

And even if they were mining police reports for activity tangential to the rape that, possibly, the student had control over (i.e. alcohol consumption), it still has the potential to keep victims from coming forward.

Many gay Mormon men realize they are gay and even have sexual experiences with their companion while on their missions.

What are you even talking about.