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Yeah man, I’ve seen these around South Jersey my whole life.

People can spell and write accurately feel superior because they are superior. You won’t often find a moron who can spell and write accurately. You will, however, find them making moronic assertions about the significance of correct spelling. 

“[her] head suddenly whipped back, causing her body to move backwards as well, as she felt a hot sensation rise from her stomach, into her chest and then into her throat that she was unable to control. [...] Her head came forward while vomit filled her mouth, and [she] began vomiting profusely.” The situation

I noticed the band-aid on her heel, too!  I love it. I mean, I’m never going to love Coors Light, but it’s a great ad. 

(licks genitals, gives no fucks)

I’m a receptionist with a very low volume of calls and often very little to paperwork to do. I probably have about 6 hours each work day of doing absolutely nothing. Without watching/listening to things on my phone all day with one earphone in, I would 100% be dead.

Food contests are dumb. What really astonished me about this was that they continued the contest the day after he died, although they haven’t decided how competitive they’re going to make the whole thing.

The show has always been filmed in Chicago (but the setting of the show is NYC) which is why Jussie was there in the first place. Filming in Chicago doesn’t mean anything unless the attack on the show is SET in Chicago.

And it’s tiring.

God shut up, she’s not responsible for anyone else’s actions.

I’m sorry for any victim of sexual abuse, and Kloss has my sympathies. This is a credible story of abuse. His rhetoric skews a little MRA-lite though and that’s troubling—I wish he were using his story to encourage more male victims of sexual abuse to come forward instead of saying “Look! Males aren’t the problem!”

I look forward to Miley branding her “conscious uncouplingsome equally looney-tunes label. Us poors get divorced; Miley and those on a higher plane of existence get something like “emotionally and legally unencumbered” or some nonsense even more stupid.

You know I’m all for “do what makes you happy” but at some point when you decide to get married it really is something important and should be respected.

stop using the terms ‘underage men’ and ‘underage women’. i understand the sentiment to not outright say children but i don’t like this precedent. say something like ‘young men, some possibly underage.’

Honestly, I would prefer the texture of a fried chicken nugget from breast meat than thigh. Plus you can get consistent texture of a nugget from a larger hunk of meat like the breast than the thigh.

I cannot tell if you are being intentionally obtuse or what here so I am just going to move on. 

Why do so many people have an issue tipping? I have never worked in the food industry, and am not rich or anything, but I always always always tip at least 20%. I understand that these servers get paid like a $2 hourly wage, that they sometimes have to tip out to bartenders, to bussers, to those who fill the buffet,

Cash only places are the worst.

You’re a dick