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Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

“Captain, we’re being attacked by some sort of noxious, gaseous entity.”

I don’t see where Taylor Swift’s music needs to be examined like the Zapruder film, but hey, to each his own.

You’re really giving the Kanye’s mom coincidence the time of day? Come the fuck on. (For the record I have enjoyed more Kanye than TS but have no attachment to either.)

It’s about time Funny or Die starts living up to its name

I listen to this while taking a shit

“cum-prisoner”

Eh, mildly funny but a trite selection of songs. ‘All Star’? Really?

If you have time to do things like this, you should be making movies with bad soundtracks better by creating a good soundtrack.

I honestly don’t understand this view of “Wonder Woman.” It’s a comic book movie about a super hero who (to my knowledge) has always been depicted in a heroic manner and the movie maintained that.

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I truly wish we could junk the words “problematic” and “woke” in these context in the same pile as “Fake News” and others. Just the worst.

She’s a regular jokeburglar.

And it was pretty clear how the deck was stacked when AV Club ran the original post. What does it mean to “demand” or “insist” on getting paid a certain amount? It’s called a negotiation. You ask for a certain amount of money. The other party can say yes or no. Pointing to what other people make (i.e., the market

Lena Dunham.

Finally! Somebody gets it.

I don’t know how misogynistic assholes can argue with that statement, but I’m sure they’ll find a way. One of the stock responses to the gender pay gap is that women need to be tougher negotiators. Here is a case of a woman being a tough, smart, fair negotiator and the MRAs take it as another excuse to be outraged.

...trying to figure out what the photo has to do with the message...

Well now I don’t know what to believe!