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I am grandfathered in to unlimited data with AT&T and would actually prefer they let them throttle the heavy users. I don't think I've ever gone over 3GB/month, and my fear is that this type of action will hasten the removal of the grandfathered plans. That said, 95% is a bit excessive.

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Nice work on the Froogal MacDoogal find. That store is awesome and has the cheapest prices in town. I think it's stupid that Jack is made 45 mins from here and TN is 34 on the list, but that's liquor laws in the Bible Belt for you.

Drinking in a car. In Tennessee, it is legal for anybody but the driver to consume alcoholic beverages in a moving vehicle. I moved here from NC, and it was different there, but I believe it to be the case in other states.

I read an article several years ago explaining why it always seems like you picked the slowest line. It's an incredibly simple concept, but if there are more than 2 lines, the chances are very high that the line you picked will take longer than one of the others. Ever since I read that I stopped caring. Now, when

I LOVE this article. Particularly because I can just copy the url and text it to my girlfriend.

It's a good anthem. It's not the best anthem.

*Chamonix, unless it's the natural source for toilet paper.

When I was a junior in high school my parents went to China for two weeks and left me home alone. So I threw a rager. It was my buddy's 17th birthday and we got a nasty $100 stripper named Lana who picked up a dollar bill off my friend's nose with her asshole. I was drinking straight vodka for some stupid ass

It's a Chicago thing.

I submit that if left unharmed, the country music that would undeniably flow out of Nashville would mobilize a rhetoric and response unseen on the face of the planet. The terrorists know this, and Nashville would therefore surely be on their list of targets.

I recently went scuba diving in Roatan, and when I came up from the second dive, could barely hear anything. I was a little worried, but figured it was wax that was impacted from the pressure, so I went to my doc when I got home 2 days later and he used a water bottle with a hose attached to irrigate my ears. The

Just for the record, I'm 34 and before we got our first $2000 IBM as a child (1988 I'm guessing?), my mom used to make me perform my essays on a typewriter. It was an electric typewriter, but not only have I seen one, I used the little bastard! Granted, the 2 paragraph stories about my dog that took all afternoon in

What the fuck ever happened with that?

This has to be the same guy who eats his own cum.

In the interest of pedantry, midnight happens at the beginning of the day, so "at precisely midnight on the day of the discovery" is a moment in the past and is therefore impossible.

I am shocked at the correct use of pronunciation, relatively advanced vocabulary, and lack of misspellings in this letter. I mean, I don't see a list of references for the quotes cited, but I assume there is an Appomattox.

starred for the use of "mouthy cunt"

See bitch? It's not that fucking difficult!