I can't help but recognize that this is the same pool as the last one, which begs the question - does that kid just sleep in his rollerblades?

What percentage of college football games are rigged?

Great stuff. I have to go to my girlfriend's mom's house in Kentucky this weekend and if you are too lazy to post a foodspin on Saturday, I hope your dickhole gets infected and you have to tell your doctor that you have an itchy dickhole and he asks you why and you have to tell him that you stuck it in your own…

Something tells me they'd rather be in a Schmitts commercial. http://www.hulu.com/watch/280873

I hope you get ass herpes you lazy bastard.

I'm with you man. Bananas are fucking garbage. The thought of putting one in my mouth makes me gag. Did you know they can't reproduce? Every banana plant is a clone of some freak garbage plant that magically created garbage one day and some caveman was like, "mmm this garbage tastes nutritious."

[stands between the two of you, eating potato chips that are sitting on top of the bag]

That is creepy as shit. I grew up in Charlotte and worked at the Arboretum movie theater in high school. Any chance that's the theater you reference?

You're not true!*

Some stupid radio show on NPR. Probably Marketplace or Says You. Must have been Marketplace since Says You sucks hairy ass and I don't listen to it because I am not 87 years old and am able to change the station every Sunday morning when I forget that it's Sunday and NPR sucks on Sunday mornings except for Wait Wait.

I had never thought of adding, you know, ADDITIONAL onion skins to stock, but that is a great idea. (I usually just quarter an onion, skin-on and toss it in.) From now on, I will save every onion skin molecule in a paper bag for stock making adventures. And if I run out of toilet paper, I'll have a backup.

I don't get the whole water softening thing. I stayed at my ex-girlfriend's house in Missouri once, and they had a water softener, and it took me like an hour to take a shower because the soap would NOT wash off. I've heard that's because it's not the soap, it's actually the oils on your skin that "soft" water…

They used to have an athletics director until they didn't. Now they do again.

I've noticed that you are a fan of turmeric. Some dumbass dipshit douchebag acquaintance of mine claims that turmeric really only adds color, not flavor. He's wrong right?

Yes they do. David Williams.

I'm confused - did you really not know Vanderbilt has a football team? They're a founding member of the SEC.

What was a UT fan doing on Vandy's campus? The raping they got last November wasn't enough of a raping?

You know what else is a good toothpaste prank? Cutting off some of your pubes and stuffing them into your friend's tube so that when he goes to brush his teeth his toothbrush becomes a wad of pubes.

Good god man, 64 slices in 2 days? For the record, I actually had some great food in Beijing...peking duck is fucking legit. Also, I had never even seen a picture of that cool building that is shaped like a...cube? You know the one that is like bent in half? Until I drove by it and it blew my mind. Congrats on the…

Everything! Just kidding, it was only most things. I did not care for it because of the pollution, raw sewage in the streets, and food, but I'm certain there are parts of the country that are charming, and I met many nice folks over there. It's shocking what they will eat though. I mean, I know America's favorite…