@Populoner: google raises its hand for the task, also upgrades from streetview cars to busses.

@AcidSpoon: "It'd make driving to vacation destinations a lot easier."

@codefour: skip the iced part, then ask for a cup of ice. the iced coffees displace coffee space for ice, thus less coffee. i cant have less coffee, must have more coffee.

"Do We Really Need a 10-Inch Tablet With Sliding Keyboard, Samsung?"

@Joseph Shaul:

@fifteen_sunrises: Your special moves are:

@keiyakins: i told her to do a barrel roll... oh my, did she ever roll my barrel!

@Vinnie Vici: [blueacted]

@Chicken: yar, they be my satellites now.

@Striker0528: well, as Jack said in the post, "in soviet Russia, bottom of the pacific ocean maps YOU!"

@mecha2142: in the picture of the girl stretching her arms forward, look at the black straps on the chair legs.

@highleader: our drivers are too distracted and can get hurt, lets take away their cellphones and require tons of vehicle sensors to make our dumbest drivers safe...

@Joseph Shaul: driving helps.

@cottonwin: it makes them feel better that way.

@Fenix6372: couldn't you tell there is something fundamentally wrong with the universe?

@Jeb_Hoge: change it to apenut

@Enyoface1: yea, i doubt the FBI would know how to multiply six by nine.

Zynga's playbook belongs in the HHGTTG shortest books list

@Grindhouse Murders: yea, pool is now closed due to... something or other.