@invincible-delta-88: needs more zetec.

it looks sweet up in the air like that until i realized how much its not a focus any more.

@BetaMaxx11: oh my, its like a Focus truck! tell me more.

@Joseph Graumann Jr.: my old gameboy earbuds taught me otherwise; red right, left blue. glad im not colorblind.

@jamiesparkman: what a strange name for a pet chihuahua, "neon lights".

@yearofthe: no, lacks hourglass.

@Joseph Graumann Jr.: In Tempe AZ, their street lights are rotated 90 degrees.

@Treevor: it would be easier, eyes forward.

@kingalces: theres slight amounts of orange in the red, and blue in the green. it makes it easier for some types of colorblindness to distinguish the colors.

It could power my car for 120,000 miles per gallon.

@DoomDoomDoom: Bring "Thor the Horse Dong of Death" too. procede through the airport security checkpoint with little or no issue, pull it out at the end and yell back to TSA "hey, you missed something!"

"the woman's attorney will be able to accomplish what the TSA failed to—get some ass."

@Joshua Bardwell: like how my home LAN is separate from the internet but for the modem side of the router?

@holy holes batman: no, you're wrong, you're all wrong.

"Steve: when im at home, i run windows 7 in parallels, its so much more beautiful."

@gerrylum: yay!

@Netscott: FSM's cousin, flying taco monster. have you been touched by his chippy appendage?

@WilliamTheFifth: led = light emitting dildo... in a box?

@CherM2222: squidanese?

@BrandonMkIII: but is your [part of brain which causes epileptic seizures] ready? looks really blinky and winky and ...