@mobiusuk: he probably barcoded his 50 character password and stuck it on the underside of his desk.

@nertskull: That's what those Jehovah people said at my front door.

@tsp159: pro slinky slinkers have the same problem with engineers.

@PacoHertez: nice, shining finger glove.

@PacoHertez: Wiimote doesnt count for FPS games, neither does powerglove.

@Mike Z: Technically, even electricity is superfluous. Older houses used to be outfitted with gas lamps or oil lanterns and didn't have CFLs or LEDs. If you wanted to read your newspaper at night, you had to find a box of matches, maybe even a candle. (For those of you really in the dark ages, you have to wait for…

Facetime divides by zero.

@BitchyD: Totally woke up on the wrong side of the dish soap that morning.

@Nicholas Baughman: Thats one of my lines, sir.

@bazookafox is the hipster of whitenoise: When i work on a laser printer or copier, my boogers are black for a few days, not weeks.

@Jestermeister: jeep... safari... joke? yea, it probably was.

@chupacabra666: DANGER t-mobile Robinson, DANGER!

@smakus: Is this the cloud you are referring to?

@crusader: not really. the useful machines are the ones which are both smaller and larger than the MB-Air. actual laptops with dvdroms for work/play/videos, netbooks with regular laptop hdds, and cellphones/smartphones.

@runplaysleeprun: most of that chart totally looks like pacman.

@iPolak: I don't like the "colour"(hahaha) of your tone.

@TheLolotov: NO SIR! applies to all things 'CHAN, except to the species known as "Newfags".

@coolduude619: if this was 1995 i might have believed those adobe after effects.

Pope just doesnt want to be shooped into a rule34.