@philselmer: Arnold pointing, shouting "OBJECTION!"

what the heck are you complaining about?it used to be that if you buy a moto RAZR you'd get firmware 3+years old. now you complain about only 18 months?

@Z_Naught: use the magnets inside the hdd to erase the platters before coasterizing.

@Pyro.Chem.EE: a top a bottom and four sides?

@StupidPopMediaReference:

@sgraff87: 1min:44sec FLOPPY DISK!!

@CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard):

@moe52: super thin bleached slices of plank desk.

@FeodoraChautauqua: "deal with it"

@ledzep23: DERP! thanks for clarifying.

@buzz killington: he is writing checks his butt would find uncasual.

@Gothmog3VZ: i'd go for some paintball payload.

@ledzep23: Notice: baboon bags do not contain tea.

@kinglouis25: If this was facebook, i'd wish mars attacks.

@zimbabwaenquadrillionare: rock it twice and you're 404.

@ilovexspin: Too late for a 916, HA!

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: Enjoy the rollercoaster ride of memes and caturday and gaping buttholes.... my goodness the internet destroyed the music business with that?

@dmcshinobi: the internets must have rotted my brain a little because i shuddered and thought of [something].cx

@Steven Callas:

@A Little Birdie: which means theres a 75% chance that only part of the file was deleted, even if it would be 10% of the file.