I watched TV a couple times but it wasn't for me.

Meanwhile, in mild Mayfair… Oh crumbs, oh carrots! I loved and love DM, but with a total overhaul of voice talent and writers it seems impossible the reboot will retain the slick sharp spirit of the original. Still, one lives in hope.

I just hope he gets an episode helping mermaids keep oil rigs off the coast of Scotland.

Haven't felt this bad for the guy since I watched that documentary Cold Souls.

I don't know what to say. GOOP? Misshapen ice? Feeling water? A girl named "Gwyneth"?

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

THE A.V. CLUB
A lot of past lives and alternate universes and everlasting loves and so on and so forth.

There you go, your first joke. Extend that to a five minute bit and hit the mic.

-Jack Handy

I like that the other three cartoon paterfamilii appear to be photobombing Bob, who is oblivious.

Bully!

This article is long and full of errors

AND A CREW MEMBerrr… walking the other way…

Now I'm just hearing "It's a trap" in Slade's voice.
He can redub all the dialogue in Star Wars after he finishes reading all the books.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

A sea monster ate my ice cream!

"Where's Rust"?
"Oh well".

High praise in my book

I *don't recall last time I did that much* laughing aloud while watching Mad Men. Favorite episode in some time.

That would explain the layout of the waiting area.