Sharapova should sue the ever-loving shit out of them. How many millions in endorsements did she lose over this?

Damn. I like it.

If he blows a tire, hits a deer, hydroplanes on a puddle, runs into an unexpected brick or hammer, or pretty much anything untoward happens...he can slide, still doing 150, into the back of a minivan full of kids, or across the center divider and have a 220mph head on.

90 days in jail for speeding... granted that doing 170 mph on a public road may be one of the stupidest things a human can do... but still... 90 days? there goes his job... his car... maybe even his house. I say fine his ass, even take the car! but im not a fan of jail time....

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Her attorney is garbage.

This makes sense. I was partially hoping there was a new drug out there that would allow you sweep/Swiffer faster/better so my wife would get off my case. Not my fault the cat sheds his weight in fur every 6 minutes.

How do I open a sham business in the Caribbean without paying expensive lawyer fees?

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

Holy fucking shit that dude still has Christmas lights up lol.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

Let me get a plate of that China food tho! A LOT OF IT

“Those giraffes you sold me, they won’t score. They just walk around, dribbling, and not scoring. You sold me... jacked giraffes. I want my money back.”

So. Much. Salt.

♥Adrian & Elvis Forever.♥