gileslantern
Gileslantern
gileslantern

Come on, liberals. You lost. You need to give these people a chance and stop crying about things like racism and decency and proper spelling.

I refuse to believe that pizza is even fuck-withable. Unless you are some sort of godless, homo, Muzlin commie who puts pineapple on it.

Ooh, could she be the statue of liberty covered in ants?

I wish much more that this was a Coen brothers flick, or even Wes Anderson. At least they have an asthetic I could deal with. Hell, let’s go full Tim Burton and call it a day.

Some weirdness with Isabella Rossellini?

Okay, friends. So now that our suspicions have been confirmed and we’re all aware that we are indeed in a David Lynch movie, what happens in the second act?