Yeah, my girlfriend is Finnish. She’s fluent in Swedish, Finnish, and English. Damn near-fluent in Danish, Norwegian, and Russian. She can also get by in Estonian and French.

So much plastic surgery. She looks like a knock-off Patrick Nagel poster.

She’s not pretty! Not even close. Dead eyes.

Do we actually know that? She also lied about graduating from college and came here totally legally and she was super model, right?

She’s the new face for Ross Dress for Less.

And has anyone seen her speaking in those languages?

Pretty sure Trump’s presidency hurt her brand more than anything.

I tried to a first. I didn’t like the way she was being slut shamed for her modeling. And because I’m pretty sure 45 abuses her.

However, she has shown herself to be as selfish and stupid as her husband.

Refusing to live up to her job as first lady while costing us a million a day just so she doesn’t have to be within…

I’m kind of fascinated by how a certain segment of the population sees her and Ivanka. I saw a ton of Facebook posts shaming liberals for “trying to destroy Ivanka’s livelihood” with a boycott. She has a trust fund and is married to a man worth $200 million. Yet there are women who really identify with her and see her…

Probably would be merchandised in the fine stores where Paris Hilton and Britney Spears fragrances are sold (the TJ Maxx clearance section). Either that, or Bass Pro Shops was about to add a line to their women’s department.

Klassy. With a K.

Apparel, accessories, shoes, jewelry, cosmetics, hair care, skin care, and fragrance ... I bet she could get a whole section at Walmart. And all the rules about “protecting Barron” would go right out the window if she could cut a lucrative deal on a “Barronwear for Kids”.

I know right. As soon as I read that headline I thought “what brand”? Rich former escort brand? I wonder what that would look like?

No joke- for the magazine that she posed eating diamonds for she said she wanted to be the next Jackie O.

I don’t believe that, they also said he had a degree in Architecture. They tell lies for no reason.

Omigod. My Trumpy relatives have been “liking” Melania fan pages for the past two weeks. The posts and threads on them have two themes: a) Melania is the most beautiful and classy and human and wonderful being to ever live in the White House and b) horrible racist shit about Michelle Obama.

English is evidently not one of them. ABBA’s English was better when in they were singing it all phonetically!

This is really all you need to know about Melania’s “brand”.

But she’s so classy!!

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.