For those wondering, a tweet from when this chart first started circulating clarified that “Krz” is pronounced “Cruz”.

“That’s not as many as people naming their daughters Khaleesi”

In other news: The estimated number of people going by “Kyle” will be at an all time high in 2040.

Indicate has a sister named Sativa. But she’s in the other class.

I’m now imagining The Baby Picture of Dorian Gray and it is 1000% more disturbing.

It’s worse than you think. I baby-name-wizarded “Poe” and learned that people are breeding whole litters of Star Wars characters:

Whenever I see these lists of stupid names I always think of two things: How Zowie Bowie became a successful movie director (which always sounded better before the WoW movie) called Duncan Jones and how the Beatles managed to become one of the greatest and most influential music acts of all time whilst overcoming such…

All the different Bradens and Kaidens make me angry. I say that named one of the derivatives of Aaron.

Just a guess...

So many Aidens and so many Kaidens....

This is where my Victorian fannishness comes in handy. For boys, it’s John, Edward, or Oscar, and for girls it’s Jane or Elizabeth. Boom.

Jaxxxson cracks me up because the ‘s’ is redundant.

As mentioned in the article - Ben. His real name is Ben. WTF is wrong with Ben? One of the coolest dudes in history was named Ben. Get your Kylo shit outta here.

Remember when Skyler was a parody name from south park? Making fun of trashy people. It was the white version of Devonté. Now it’s fully legit. I know I’m old. But this is why nervous ticks. Some people didn’t get the irony.

These lists always add to the proof that a giant computer should just randomly assign names as clearly there are too many idiots.

Let’s not go to King Arthur’s Court... it’s a silly place.

Baby Groot or evil sentient parasitic thyroid twin?