That's not control top pantyhose, but a sous vide machine in fabric.

Do you look a tenth as her now?

It is SO hard for me to subscribe to this theory. I want to be generous of spirit and forgiving, but my sympathy well is close to dry. It's hard for a child to accidentally get burned, repeatedly, and burns are exceedingly painful and scary. If the moms are, for whatever reason, unable to protect their children, maybe…

WOW. Thanks for sharing.

Pretty much every other day I wake up to my year old tabby just going to town on my belly. She just has to knead me for like 10 minutes before we start our day. No claws, but she often gets the hind feet involved, too! AND she does it in slow circles. Like she turns herself around as she does it. The cuteness is too…

Yeah, he's not that mutated and inbred!

There's nothing cuter than a kitten posturing while on its back.

That's not a fear response. That's play.

I'm just so glad Amy Adams won for Big Eyes. She was so freaking compelling and believable and that was one of my favorite movies this year

Jessica Chastain won the Cecil B. Demille award of my heart.

I am glad that Wes Anderaon won something. This almost makes up for Moonrise Kingdom getting snubbed. ALMOST.

In the original folk tale, sleeping beauty is raped and impregnated by the Prince after he finds her asleep. She then wakes up when her infant (after giving birth to himself) sucks on her finger and dislodges the flax seed under her fingernail that is causing her to be asleep.

I thought they would pan to Reese Witherspoon during her joke but they didn't.Was she in the bathroom? Or refuse to be filmed at that point? And the director didn't pan to Jennifer Aniston during the "minimally talented" joke. That showed either great restraint on the part of the director or the almighty power of…