It's a bit better than the season 1 shit , they added a lot more red including the eyes, but yeah it still looks like somebody tried to make that shit with their fucking butt cheeks. The 2003 film got one thing absolutely right and that was the costume, yank that fucker out of the dumpster and replace the current…

John Landis has like zero power in Hollywood. I mean like the last two movies he did were blues brothers 2000 and the stupids. His initial startup was given a boost by his dad yeah sure but pretty much everything since then is his ability to deliver what he promises in the room plus most of that we have not seen since…

I follow the guy on there but no I didn't see that. I find it odd you constantly look up what he says if you hate the guy so much but whatever works for ya.

Yeah man the AVC is serious fucking shit. That's why the top commenter here is a pokemon with a cock for a face.

I've never seen him blame the cast or crew for the failure of one of his movies, I've really only seen him praise them. I disagree that he's not self-aware or lacks perspective since he talks about how people view him a lot and how they will react to him.

I'm one of, I think, 3 people that like Max Landis. I really dug Chronicle, am really enjoying his Superman comic, and loved his RLM appearance and various other internet stuff he shows up on. I get people find him incredibly annoying and obnoxious but he doesn't bother me for the most part and I love his passion and…

"My righteous Jesus, Harvey don't you make me slap them greasy balls and batter them with breadcrumbs."

It's funny if you ever see in some of their concert footage where Hetfield gets on the drums and is playing as good as Lars can and Lars just yelling on the mic at him.

I'd go to bat and say that their the first five albums they released are all stone cold classics and I thought Death Magnetic was pretty decent, I've heard some of the tracks off the albums in between the BA and DM but never really bothered with the full albums. I get why people hate the Black album for not being a…

That scene in their documentary where james and lars are arguing and kirk does a facepalm is just priceless. The guy is one of the greatest shredders ever and he's such a zen and chill guy. Kirk is awesome is what I'm saying.

METAL UP YOUR ASS

So this FOC is just a primer for the next one written by Mel Gibson?

So I dug this way more than the hateful eight or birdman. Although I'm not sure how much it would hold up on a second watch since the movie is mostly Leo getting his ass handed to him in one scenario after another (horse,liver eating, river riding). But I echo the praise of the bear sequence since it was tense as shit…

Correct me if I'm wrong but this film was originally marketed as a serious thriller horror type thing (edit: with verbatim quotes from M. Night himself) but then once everybody started laughing at its unintentional hilarity M. Night was like, "No you see it's a b movie" or whatever.

Look Ignatiy you can't just knock masturbation on the AV Club. Don't bite the dick that feeds you.

I've told you this Jose but a blow up doll OR the body pillow you name are not your wives.

Lemmy didn't die because gods live forever. \m/ Praise be to you, and I'll have a Jack and Coke in your honor while I metal the fuck out to you.

I nailed jesus with some hard wood and my nine inch nail. How offensive is that? It's a sex joke that is also vaguely musical related.

I'd throw some love towards Magic Mike XXL. It was the most fun I had watching a film this year but I've seen very new ones this year. Some of the scenes went a little long I thought and could've been cut down but even with those caveats it still is very good, not as tight a film pacing wise as the first though.

"Daddy's gotta go to work." *Rips of cast and rock bottoms the entire AVC staff through glass tables.*