Star Wars films feel to me like they are adapted from a giant series of books, like this is just a small slice and there's so much materiel that they have to cut down for time, there's a lot to explore in the universe. Granted I'm barely familiar with the EU but apparently lots of it sucks which is a shame.

This is kind of ironic since you're a sandwich in a hat. MMMMmmmm you look delicious. *Takes bite out of beema, he screams in agony as I consume him".

Kotor II is my favorite thing in Star Wars. Chris Avellone practically took a revisionist, more philosophical take on the force creating the most interesting character (Kreia) I've personally experienced in the star wars universe. Kreia hates the deterministic nature of the force and wants to be free. Wow. Just an…

To quote Dikachu, "Not even with Michele Bachmann's dick".

Yes because all of the millions of people who play COD they only consist of cargo bedecked douchebags wearing their backwards flat bill hats with a natty light IV drip.

Jonathan Blow can be a giant blowhard but Braid was pretty masterful even though I'm not the best at puzzle games and didn't finish it. He was made a millionaire and decided to take that money to funnel it into The Witness so the man has conviction and passion. I disagree with stuff he says but gaming is a richer…

Well if you would fucking answer them I'd stop sending them.

This is a euphemism for penis right?

"I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!"
-Alex Jones
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It's funny how this bizarre as fuck moment comes out of nowhere and they never ever talk about it again for the rest of the movie.

I think the animators on Dumbo were hitting some serious fumes. Just a thought, maybe a bit of stretch.

Yank your crank like a penile socket wrench until you achieve orgasm and evacuate your bowels simultaneously.

Nothing beats the bit where he said "I like a drink as much as the next man, unless that next man is Mel Gibson". The crowd loses it and I swear Diane Kruger pissed herself laughing at that shit.

I've had scarier shits than that thing.

So what you're saying is that this list needs to show more skin?

Look, Mr. Truffleberry nobody ever came by not workin' it. We will get you workin it, it is not optional.

If you need lessons I can assist you or you could just hire a sex worker, that sex worker would probably be just me.

So, any of you guys masturbate?

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It looks pretty great. Nice and colorful with great looking sets and costumes but I had hoped Daisy would have been the new Jedi protege. Something that is a little worrisome is that I fear this trilogy won't invent anything new to add to the saga and just abuse old imagery but that's getting ahead of ourselves. Bring…