I believe the original vision of the series creator Patrice Désilets was that there was no modern day bullshit that nobody cares about. It was just about an assassin in the first crusade owning shit. There was actually a lawsuit from an author who claims they stole the whole genetic memory thing from him.

I do.

Cruise was literally holding onto the side of the airplane as it took off. What else does Cruise have to do to get your ass in the seat? Sacrifice a small goat? Fuck a small goat? Cruise is insane so I'm sure he'll do whatever it takes.

Only ONE explicit sex scene in the first four episodes?! What he hell is happening?!

The fast and furious franchise fascinates me. It started out as a little b movie street race thing 14 years ago and now it's one of the biggest franchises out there. I mean hell fast 7 is the fifth highest grossing film ever (not adjusted for inflation). They also continually make references to the older films like…

*Castrates self to win back avc approval*

Nolan's brother Jonathan actually has an American accent. Apparently he adopted it because the kids in America were being a bunch of assholes.

I thought the hate directed towards this thing went way, way overboard. I would give it a B grade wise. The scene of Diaz rubbing her pussy up and down on that car with Bardem being completely disturbed by the whole ordeal was hilarious and justifies this thing's existence.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets out Alex McCown's address*

Ok what was with the riff on Nietzsche? The memories stare back at you? They remember you?……

Use Paul Verhoeven blood bursts, stop with this only cgi blood horseshit. If you do use cgi blood effects do it like Blue Ruin did which was to combine it with in-camera blood effects, it looked goddamn great.

12. Be Jackie Chan

There's a little side quest that's devoted to the love triangle, that is if you go for both of them which I did. I mean come on having choose! What ploughing nonsense! Though if I did have to choose Triss would probably take that place since I have attachment to her from the previous game… and other reasons, mostly…

Good thing this neckbeard can't breed since he's been sterilized by the elites with their chemtrail programs. Jesus christ sheeple wake up.

So Far Awards 2015

I see you've been playing the game of financial exploitation.

I feel like I'm obligated to cum up with something but I can't so I'm feeling blue.

People are so eager to hate on it but if we go back and look at the critical trajectory of last season we can see this coming. First everyone shits their pants railing Pizzolatto for his female characterization and then there was a decently big section of the viewership who got asshurt because fucking cthulhu didn't…

The tone and atmospheric quality, though different from season 1, seems to be just as high. Also how does everybody feel about the new intro? I thought it was fucking badass. I'm not the keenest on the song but the visuals were just so fucking cool to me. The effect with the red and McAdams flowing hair was my…

What is this "probably" bullshit. IT IS MOTHERFUCKER!