If you look at it a certain way it looks like it's ejaculating the helicopter, the helicopter being the sperm substitute.

I saw this years ago and thought it was a giant sack of dogshit. It seems like everyone loves it now though.

I'm right handed so I used that but I started using my left so I could use my right hand on the mouse to scroll through videos so my left hand is my primary fap machine. Haven't used right hand in a while but I guess I could be an ambidextrous fapper.

How in the FUCK do you jerk off anyway? There's no way your arms are long enough to fap when you're erect.

I had piss out of my ass syndrome aka diarrhea.

Two of my favorite shows ever, Mad Men and GOT, are on at the same time this is fucking awesome.

There's a sign above ElDan's basement that says the exact same thing.

Ser Pounce is busy preparing his master plan to take the iron throne.

ROCKIN TO THE DAWN

Don't fuck with Kingpin and car doors man. Fuck this show is violent as shit and it exists in the same universe as The Avengers. The fuck.

Except you have the cock n balls on your face.

Looks like I'm out of luck here.

It was a very controversial film so that's probably why nobody gave it more nominations.

Does anyone else feel like upstream color is a hot plate of feature film bullshit?

Fuck yeah Human Revolution this game is one of my favorites and it just oozes fuckawesome. The sequel to this got leaked to day and I can't wait to silver tongue and armsword bitches once more.

It fucking sucks that they never brought Sal back but they brought back fucking paul… Even just one more episode you hack weiner! I really liked Sal and to just see him tossed off is my biggest gripe with the show honestly. I heard somewhere on here that the actor insulted weiner's kid and his acting ability and…

Everybody always gushes (hehe) about her rack but she has an incredibly sexy way of carrying herself around and her voice too, goddamn… what an epic combination.

Atlas Shrugged has been mentioned. I expect 2000 comments complaining about how evil it is, for everyone to agree with that sentiment, and then to throw Dinesh D'Souza in there somewhere.

Not since #whatcoloristhisdress have we seen such a great optical illusion.

Let's start a favorite track thread.