WHAT?!

A game of catch with a football and tuxedos goddamit.

How do you polish an ass? Are there special oils you use? Is there a certain technique to it all? I need to know for work tomorrow.

Mr. Lincler your story telling abilities join the high halls of the AV Club. I laughed and was grossed out by this story. I give you utmost praise and look forward to reading the great trials of your existence at a later date.

What is this "you" you keep putting so much emphasis on? Are you prejudiced against anthropomorphic balls?

Dude only hot chicks can wear diamond bikinis, it's a scientific fact.

It can be two things.

Come on over Dicky and I'll show you.

He just wants to party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard party hard ………………. party hard party hard party hard party hard …………..

*Walks by beatrix kiddo*

You guys are really just shittin' out whatever you can right now aren't ya

Your opinion about The Americans is wrong because I do not share it.

"He knows how to work a camera", like sexually?

You'll lose it once some character everybody loves is gushing blood from a hole in them.

Those shots of the water and on the battleship were incredible, such a pretty film.

It's kinda bizarre to me this is the western he's shooting in 70mm. Most of the film takes place inside a cabin, at least from what I've heard and from reading a little bit of the script. Django was the big epic western adventure that seemed like it called for that but it will still be cool to see nonetheless.

I love Mad Men so internet rules dictate that I must call you a name and insult you harshly rather than just accepting your disagreeing view. Ahem…. YOU'RE A DUMBASS AND FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

All this label semantics bullshit does not matter. What matters is if the program is entertaining/engaging. Everything else is white noise.

Well I started off the night with a crash. Driving to friends' apartment and while on the way a guy basically pulled in front of me trying to make a right turn and in the process of him trying to make a right turn I crashed into him. His car was barely damaged and my car was let's just say fucked. Not completely but…

What the hell is happening?