[...] as a feminist liberal []...

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t pleasantly surprised. This was way better than last time I made a comment about opposing the death penalty in ALL cases.

Brace for your impending lectures from ‘liberals’ as they tell you that ‘in this case, it’s warranted’. Not sure if you kids are keeping count, but for being supposedly progressive individuals, you sure like to kill people.

At this point I’m pretty much just waiting for the presidents on Mt. Rushmore to look at at each other say, ‘Well, we tried. Let’s call it.” as they climb down and head their separate ways.

Don’t be sad, Ed.

Sweetie, this really isn’t going well, you should stop.

Hoagie or sub?

Wandering through a desert with no Gawker in sight. I see a familiar name and I know I’m home.

I just conferred with my counterpart and she says that I have never said it. I imagined saying it in my head and I cringed hard. I don’t get it.

To be fair, there are about 3 pieces of shit higher up that still dug their heels in even after people pointed that fact out to them. Kudos to you for being a reasonable human being.

Except you made wearing a ponytail or headscarf analogous to, “Don’t shit in the sink.” I literally have never worked anywhere or know of anywhere where ponytails aren’t allowed. Hell, I’m not even sure I know one where headscarves aren’t allowed.

Danger: White folks getting crabby at ‘uppity’ brown person below.

What kind of horseshit are you going on about? You have either never worked in an office or are trolling. If the latter, I give it a 4/10.

I’m with you on almond milk, but your slanders words on almonds themselves are unacceptable.

Oh, boy. The insurance in Philly is dreadfully expensive. The faster I can get a job down on Spring Garden and stop driving up to Montgomery the better.

Wow. Just..a lot of feelings right now.

To be fair, there are a lot of stupid people on the internet who WOULD take that away from the article.

Uhhhhhh...

You are the dumbest fucking person I have ran into on the internet. Congratulations. You’re the best at something.

SCRUMS!