At my last retail job, I worked with a girl who had just left a receptionist position at Massage Envy. Rather than actual desk work, she said the job consisted mostly of changing “jizz sheets.” Which is what I think of every time I drive past a franchise.

As crazy and self-absorbed as he is, I think maybe Kanye has helped her be a little less of a navel-gazer.

Likewise. I mean we’re just normal folks and this is our table:

Respect for the dead is the common measure of a civil and decent society.

He was a very bad Man who did unthinkable horrors. But maybe some people just feel that he deserves a proper burial. It would make us look even worse if we dragged a corpse down Main St.. Personally, I wish the prison would just discreetly bury him in an unmarked place. Then maybe we can put an end to this awful…

Well, there is his favorite “bigly.”

He sometimes goes with “really”. But whether it’s “very” or “really”, it’s always repeated two or three times.

I’m no fan of Dave Matthews, but I saw the movie today and thought that “Crash” was used to great effect, and in a far more sincere way than Zach Braff using [Insert hipster band here]. And let’s be real: plenty of 17-year-olds back then loved Dave Matthews unironically.

DAVE MATTHEWS IS IN FACT THE WORST.

My uncle was an addict. He was also mentally unstable, which I think lead to his addictions. He did and said things to my aunt mentally and physically that were horrendous. He said things about and to family that were horrible. After many tries, he got himself therapy, rehab and help, and has been clean for about 6…

Regarding Al Franken: His actions were horrible, but at what point do we can we stop painting everyone with the same brush? He was a comedian, albeit one that I never found particularly funny. He’s clearly joking in the one picture that I saw, and grabbing someone’s butt during a photo in the past sounds like a…

Nah. We’re not going to secede. There’s a bunch of us that didn’t vote for Trump and we’re going to stay and continue to fight the good fight. Thanks for your support, though!

Yeah, fuck the other 52 percent of women in this state, right? Nevermind that they have been fighting tooth and nail (and probably more effectively than any other group in the state) to push back against Abbot and his merry band of shitstains.

I suspect you mean “secede.”

Well, it’s “secede,” not “succeed,” and the big cities (Houston, Austin, etc.) pretty consistently go blue, but sure, throw the baby out with the bathwater.

We’re on it.

Not a rating system but certainly there is are degrees of awfulness. Sorry but let me add my voice to the list of those who think that was Al did was juvenile and gross but it doesn’t come close (by a long shot) to what Weinstein or Moore has done. When someone is an asshole you let them know. When someone is a rapist…

“but it irks me when we start putting sexual assaults through a rating system.”

Cis-gender people playing transpeople isn’t like blackface or whitewashing.

Tambor’s a known article, with a recognizable name, with a background doing those kind of characterization of love-hate types. People who don’t care about trans issues will watch a show with Tambor or another known actor, just to see what they will do.