If I called in to donate and Jared Leto picked up the phone, I would hang up and try again, hoping to talk to someone less shitty.

Abandon the car forever, because homeless people are really feral ghouls who once ensconced in an area can never be budged?

Yup. I have 2 kids, just because emergency C-sections are a thing. It’s a fairly complex surgery and the post-op can be rough, with a newborn to look after no less. She can go fuck straight off.

If you’re not willing to do actual work and just want to copy/paste interviews and make vague insinuations, than kindly fucking drop it.

Plus, if you were Louis, wouldn’t you scream your innocence from the mountaintop, and also sue the hell out of anyone who falsely reported these allegations? I would, if I had his resources. That alone tells me there’s something to it.

No, it’s really not. It may be distasteful to you, but women is a noun and female is an adjective; these are distinct parts of speech and serve different purposes. You wouldn’t say men nurses and women firefighters. Or maybe you would, but you would be wrong.

I think that it’s just masturbation with extra steps.

Which brings up one of humanity’s greatest existential questions: is it gay to fuck your own clone?

I noticed the leg too and then thought, “cool! She has normal legs with flaws!”

It looks like a port wine stain birthmark.

It’s called “port-wine stain” and it’s a skin condition that forms before or right after birth.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

I’m not too concerned with it. The first reason is that the placebo effect is real: so if people want to believe that some pretty stickers are lessening their anxiety and they have the cash, let them at it.

Clinton is/was really quite qualified, particularly for a job that is so extraordinary and varied that it is not clear what can prepare a person for success, a little hyperbole is allowed. I get so tired of the constant refrain of ‘nah, she’s not all that great’ that follows praise for women.

Barron = child.

He didn’t “win” the election because he ran the better campaign. He “won” because the system was manipulated from outside and from within.

No, I reject the idea that Trump ran a better campaign or that his message resonated with more people or the right kind of people.

I am from the heart of America. And guess what I voted for Clinton because I am not a goddamn shit for brains. I also did not get my feelings hurt because Clinton may or may not be an elitist. Clinton lost because of Russian intervention and gerrymandering.

How often do Bernie supporters admit his failures?

Clinton was the most qualified person to be President in a generation running against the least qualified. People like you that think she’s everything wrong with politics are the problem and the reason America and the world wake up and look at the news every day to go, “Oh fuck what now?!!!”